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What would have been Weird Al’s first single for his new record…here’s more on why it’s not.
I love Weird Al so hard. Why say no to Weird Al? Come on yo.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Video - a penguin walking around the floor of someone’s home and getting scritches while making cute squeeeeee sounds of happiness.
eeeeeeeee!
Totally adorable. :^)
They can write whatever they want about dancing, but it is no use: you have to dance to find out what they are talking about.
Dance to the point of exhaustion, like mountain-climbers scaling some sacred peak.
Dance until, out of breath, our organism can receive oxygen in a way that it is not used to, and this ends up making us lose our identity, our relation with space and time.
Dance!
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| — | Paulo Coelho (http://paulocoelhoblog.com/2011/04/15/dance/) |
Do they really believe that abortion is murder?
“…the leaders of the abortion criminalization movement have consistently put their political weight behind policies which make little or no sense if they genuinely think that abortion is identical to child murder. And those same leaders routinely endorse policies that make a lot of sense if their goal is to penalize women who have sex – to, as I’ve heard many of them put it, make sure women “face the consequences” of having sex.”
(Source)
I’m not sure if this has been passed around before—probably, since it’s been around since 2006. But I thought it was worth posting.
Note: As usual, replace all instances of “women” with “people with uteruses” or some other inclusive term.
I cannot wait until all of society is able to understand just how barbaric it is to be “pro-life” (more like “pro-forced birth”). Maybe, just maybe, abortion will be seen as the necessity it really is, and people will stop trying to make it illegal. I fear that is just a pipe dream, though.
Just one more example of how “pro-life” has nothing to do with life and everything to do with restricting choices.
Image - a graphic that says “The No. 2 rule of a lady. Always cross your legs when wearing a skirt. Always.”
AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUEMY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
^^^
Reblogging for awesome story.
LOVE AUNT MARY!
